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1. I Love My Blockchain

Act I — Origin  ·  High / chant
What a chain is: immutable, on-chain, fixed supply

I Love My Blockchain — chapter illustration

Lyrics

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  1. Aim for the top. Chained to my block
  2. Never buy stocks, liquidity locked
  3. Birds always flock, just Rolex watch
  4. Crypto don’t stop, hard as a rock
  5. I love my block, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, chain
  6. I love my block, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, chain
  7. Aim for the top. Chained to my block
  8. Never buy stocks, liquidity locked
  9. Birds always flock, just Rolex watch
  10. Crypto don’t stop, hard as a rock
  11. I love my block, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, chain
  12. I love my block, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, chain
  13. [Verse 1]
  14. Bitcoin was there, before I’d had ETH
  15. Love got shared. bears wit big teeth
  16. Grown men got scared. forced by that beast
  17. Common, not rare. More OpenSea
  18. We trade in pairs. I love what I hold
  19. They don’t play fair but i don't get ghost
  20. Circle or square. 360 for both
  21. Turtle vs hare. Just call me the goat
  22. [Hook]
  23. Aim for the top. Chained to my block
  24. Never buy stocks, liquidity locked
  25. Birds always flock, just Rolex watch
  26. Crypto don’t stop, hard as a rock
  27. I love my block, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, chain
  28. I love my block, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, chain
  29. Aim for the top. Chained to my block
  30. Never buy stocks, liquidity locked
  31. Birds always flock, just Rolex watch
  32. Crypto don’t stop, hard as a rock
  33. I love my block, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, chain
  34. I love my block, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, chain
  35. [Verse 2]
  36. She my lil' block, what's mine is hours
  37. Bitcoin said, "we can mine for hours"
  38. 21 million, that’s her age… sike!
  39. When things go left, I make it right
  40. I’m at my best, up late at night
  41. I’m too bullish for stop loss orders
  42. Fast as bullets, they run for the border
  43. Eat delicious dips just like hors d'oeuvres
  44. [Hook]
  45. Aim for the top. Chained to my block
  46. Never buy stocks, liquidity locked
  47. Birds always flock, just Rolex watch
  48. Crypto don’t stop, hard as a rock
  49. I love my block, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, chain
  50. I love my block, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, chain
  51. Aim for the top. Chained to my block
  52. Never buy stocks, liquidity locked
  53. Birds always flock, just Rolex watch
  54. Crypto don’t stop, hard as a rock
  55. I love my block, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, chain
  56. I love my block, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, chain
  57. [Verse 3]
  58. Keep data on chain, forever it reads
  59. Deep meta ingrained, retrieved at high speeds
  60. Immutable world, we’re building our dreams
  61. Beautiful girls are killing with memes
  62. Muslim Deen, glued to computer screens
  63. She’s not an investor, she’s part of the team
  64. The block chain is chess, they bleed for the king
  65. My life is blessed. Bitcoin is my queen
  66. [Hook]
  67. Aim for the top. Chained to my block
  68. Never buy stocks, liquidity locked
  69. Birds always flock, just Rolex watch
  70. Crypto don’t stop, hard as a rock
  71. I love my block, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, chain
  72. I love my block, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, 'ock, chain

Annotations

“Aim for the top. Chained to my block”

Define · Decode  |  blockchain block

Define — A block is a batch of transactions added to the ledger as one unit. Each block points back at the one before it, and that chain of pointers is what the word blockchain describes.

Decode — "Chained to my block" is the mechanism stated as a boast. Being chained is usually a complaint; here it is the feature. The link between blocks is exactly what makes the record hard to rewrite.

See alsoblock, blockchain, Manual Part One §2.

“Never buy stocks, liquidity locked”

Define · Decode · Danger · Do  |  liquidity-locked

DefineLiquidity locked means the pot of funds people trade a token against is held in a contract that prevents anyone withdrawing it until a set date.

Decode — The line rhymes a refusal to buy stocks against the one reassurance a token buyer can actually verify. Locked liquidity is the checkable claim in a field full of unverifiable ones.

Danger — "Liquidity locked" is announced far more often than it is true, and the phrase is used as a closing argument by people running exit scams. A lock that expires next Tuesday is technically a lock. So is a lock the team can cancel.

Do — Next time you see the claim, find the lock contract and read its unlock date. You do not need a wallet or any money to do this — the lock is public, and either it exists with a date on it or it does not.

See alsoliquidity-locked, liquidity-pool, rug-pull, Manual Part Four §4.

“Crypto don’t stop, hard as a rock”

Decode · Danger

Decode — Literally true and easy to miss: these markets have no closing bell, no weekend, no holiday. Stock exchanges close. This does not.

Danger — Continuous markets mean the worst move can happen at four in the morning in your time zone, and it regularly does. People who set no rules in advance end up making decisions half-awake.

See also — Manual Part Three §4.

“Bitcoin was there, before I’d had ETH”

Define · Decode  |  bitcoin ethereum

Define — Bitcoin launched in 2009 and does one thing: move and hold value. Ethereum launched in 2015 and adds the ability to run programs on the chain.

Decode — A one-line history of the field, in order. It is also the order of this book: track 3 is the asset, track 4 is the programmable version.

See alsobitcoin, ethereum, tracks 3 and 4.

“Common, not rare. More OpenSea”

Define · Decode · Danger  |  floor-price mint

Define — OpenSea is a marketplace for digital collectibles. Items in a collection are graded by how common their traits are.

Decode — "Common, not rare" is an honest admission wearing a boast's clothing. Most items in most collections are common, and common is what the floor price actually measures.

Danger — Rarity is the number sellers quote and the number that stops mattering first. When interest drops, rare items do not hold value proportionally — they simply stop selling at all, which looks like a high price and is actually no market.

See alsofloor-price, bored-ape, Manual Part Five §3.

“We trade in pairs. I love what I hold”

Define · Decode · Do  |  trading-pair

Define — A trading pair is the two things being swapped. Every price is a price in something else.

Decode — The bar states a mechanic most beginners never notice: you are always pricing one asset against another, never against nothing.

Do — Look up any token's price quoted against two different pairs and compare. Seeing the same asset carry two different numbers, at the same moment, teaches the idea faster than a definition does.

See alsotrading-pair, liquidity-pool.

“Bitcoin said, "we can mine for hours"”

Define · Decode  |  node block

DefineMining is the work computers do to add the next block. Whoever completes it first gets to add that block and collect the reward.

Decode — The line personifies the network as a partner putting in hours. It is closer to literal than it sounds: the security of the chain is the accumulated cost of all that work.

See alsoblock, node, Manual Part One §2.

“21 million, that’s her age… sike!”

Define · Decode · Do  |  fixed-supply

DefineFixed supply means a hard cap on how many coins can ever exist. Bitcoin's is 21 million, written into the rules and enforced by every participant.

Decode — The joke lands on the exact number a newcomer needs to remember, and the "sike" tells you the number is the punchline — the one fact from the whole song most worth keeping.

Do — Remember the number, then ask the only question that follows from it: capped by what? The answer is that every node rejects a block breaking the rule. It is arithmetic agreed by everyone, not a promise by anyone.

See alsofixed-supply, bitcoin, Manual Part One §4.

“I’m too bullish for stop loss orders”

Decode · Danger  |  take-profits

Define — A stop loss is a standing instruction to sell automatically if the price falls to a set level.

Decode — The narrator declines the safety rail, and says so as a flex. This is the album being honest about its own posture rather than pretending to be prudent.

Danger — This is a song lyric, not a method. Refusing any exit plan is precisely how a manageable loss becomes a total one. The book's position throughout: the songs are art and art is allowed opinions; the annotations are not.

See alsotake-profits, diamond-hands, Manual Part Four §7.

“Eat delicious dips just like hors d'oeuvres”

Define · Decode · Danger  |  dip buy-the-dip

Define — A dip is a short-term fall in price within a larger trend.

Decode — Dips as small plates, taken casually and often. The image carries the strategy: repeated small buys rather than one large one.

Danger — Whether a fall is a dip or the start of a decline is only knowable afterwards. Buying every fall without a limit set in advance is how people average down into something that never comes back.

See alsodip, buy-the-dip, bear-market.

“Keep data on chain, forever it reads”

Define · Decode · Do  |  on-chain

DefineOn-chain means recorded on the public ledger itself, rather than in a company's private database.

Decode — "Forever it reads" is the property, not the poetry. Anyone can read it, without an account, without permission, indefinitely.

Do — Open a block explorer and look up any transaction. No sign-up, no wallet, no cost. Getting used to checking the ledger yourself is the single most useful habit in this book.

See alsoon-chain, block-explorer, Manual Part One §2.

“Immutable world, we’re building our dreams”

Define · Decode · Danger  |  immutable

DefineImmutable means that once written, it cannot be edited or deleted.

Decode — The album's central idea, stated plainly and early. Everything else in this book follows from it.

Danger — The feature and the danger are the same property. No reversals, no chargebacks, no support line. Send to a wrong address and there is no undo — not because someone refuses, but because the mechanism to undo does not exist.

See alsoimmutable, seed-phrase-loss, Manual Part One §3.

“She’s not an investor, she’s part of the team”

Decode · Danger

Decode — The line draws the distinction the record keeps returning to: participating in something versus betting on it.

Danger — It is also the sentence every project uses to discourage selling, and to reframe a purchase as membership. Being told you are "part of the team" is a common way of being talked out of taking profit — and of being made responsible for a price you do not control.

See alsowagmi, diamond-hands, Manual Part Four §7.